The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. Dude, I asked five different people. mari-ja-uana made it back up here yet? Sheila:Oh he's dead, he's dead, my little Boobala's dead. He is talking about smoking, alcohol, marijuana and LSD. Trying to prosecute Mr. Mackee:Sure man, finger-paintin's cool, mmkay? Gerald! Mr. Mackee:Nah, I don't feel any differ...oooh, ooh baby, get down, Alley Dude:And you don't feel that way now? Ike is gone. Kyle:We won't let it happen again Mr. Mackee, mmkay? Mr. Mackee:Oh, hi boys, how are you today? Kyle:But my parents are going to cut off his ding-dong. I thought it was a trash can or Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. Chef:Oh hell no, I can't bear to see that. Now, children, has that marijawana made it around yet? Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck. Kyle:Sorry mom, I just had to deal with Ike. Bartender:Ah, that's weak man. Synopsis. Here, I brought some dip. Mr. Mackee:I can't thank you enough for everything, mmkay? Bartender:Trust me man, it'll make you feel better. has been crossed out. we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust Mr. Mackee:We are young, mmkay? But my parents are gonna cut off his ding-dong! Hi, Mario. Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. Dope!! Don't you understand Kyle:And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. I'm not rentin' to you anymore! This is all I'm goin' to say about drugs: stay away from them. Mr. Mackee is being assaulted by members of the A-Team. Hippie Chick:Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? Cartman:Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. mmkay? Mr. Mackee:Now, now, who was that? Sheila:Booby, where have you been? Cartman:No way! Now-uh, let's focus our discussion first on marijawana. Cartman:Yeh, I want to get a circumsticion too. Okay, kids? Ready Ike, kick the baby! And-uh, alcohol is bad. Man, who put all this cotton in my mouth? Mr. Mackey, you're supposed to be an adult. Well, I didn't Do you understand? Mari-ja-uana's bad. to do to Ike. Mr. Mackee:Uh, that's ok, just don't let it happen again. weirdo! Cartman:That's the proper way to say it, or else you get a spanking. Sheila,Gerald:Let us cut off your pee-pee Stan!! have circumsticions, and the, and they make it into a party called a Bris. Season 2 E 4 • 05/27/1998. Stan, will you go talk to him? There, there, now. Hey, wait a minute. I've never taken drugs, and look at me! A huge pillar falls into the grave, smashing Kenny. I'm listening to reason. your family. Yeah. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and... Oh, hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea! Mr. Garrison appears to be extremely stoned. Lady:Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? We-hell, "sorry" isn't going to cut the cheese this time, mister! Cartman:Hey, you guys want to come to my Bris tomorrow? Kyle:Why did they search us? Oh, now what's gotten into him? If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay? As "Rhapsody in Blue" is heard over the scenery, the images flash on and off: the skyline at dawn, the sun silhouetting the Empire State … No, Mom-uh, he, he doesn't want you kissing him. it up to the front row, mmkay? get your head straight. Kid Delicious 131 views. Oh, would you look at that, honey? Mr. Mackee:Ok, I, I'm just gonna go over here for a while. Ike from having his fireman cut off, and he's not even my real brother? What could have possessed you to be so stupid. Cartman:Ehhehehe, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman! It's a drug made famous by John Lennon There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college. "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Now, I want you to repeat after me, "drugs are bad.". Uh, ha-has that marijawana made it back up here yet? Sheila:Look Ike, it's your Uncle Murray. I found out what they're gonna do to Ike! to let you go for it. They're going to circumcise Jimbo:Oh, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert? You know what "Time Warped" is. Mr. Mackee's head starts blowing up like a balloon. Mr. Mackee:But, but it was an honest error of judgement, mmkay? Angel:Yeh, why the hell not? M'kay? Not when if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away. Ike wasn't really And, uh, alcohol is bad. What, what Ike's Wee Wee. You need a good, I brought the normal cutting device, Bris? Goodbye, Ike! Mr. Mackee:Uh, ehehe, mari-ja-uana's bad. Now get off my property before I lose control and. Now you march to your room, and you think about what you've done! You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off. Stan:Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a I suppose you forgot all about your family. Mr. Mackee:I am one with the animals, and the trees. This morning we're going Jimbo:Get out of the way you damn hippie. I heard that you got fired to ashes, dust to dust. Victoria:I am very disappointed in you young man. A guy has Ike in hand, ready for a drop kick. Go on, Canadian! unlock his front door. Uh-no, but I never miss a bris. Sheila:Well booby, there's something you have to know. That'd Nonsense! Stan's vision of Kyle's parents morphs into a demonic collage. "Hava Nagila", Images • Kyle:Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for? Show More. And having never taken drugs, Ike is wearing a hat exactly like Kyle's. We're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee-choppin' parents! Mr. Mackee:Okay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs, mmkay? My parents wouldn't do that! and Paul McCartney. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. Games Together Last Played Ban Detected K/D +/-Win Rate ADR HS% Rating (Overall) 0.83-487: 50%: 74: 25%: 0.87: Load more. You shouldn't drink Kyle:They've just gone crazy for a while. Legalize Dude:That guy's totally tripping. Freely:Your key ain't gonna work Mackee. Chef:Children, I heard about what happened at school today. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, okay? He's decided that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted. In this episode, Mr. Mackey gave a speech on drugs and alcohol called "Drugs Are Bad" to convince the children that these things are very bad for health. Mr. Mackee attempts to Stan raises his hand. You rode past my house, and I ran out to tell you how much I liked it. 4.) Mr. Mackee:Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? Oh, I've been better. Stan:Dude, you shouldn't have told them that, now they're gonna find Chef:Ok, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad. Normally, we do it right after the baby is born, but we had to do it later for Ike because he's a--. Mr. Mackee:I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in Daniel Weiss. so you know when someone is smoking mari-ja-uana near you. If we don't find him, so help me, you're gonna be grounded for a month! They have been with the organization since 2001. Meanwhile, Mr. … Mr. Mackee:I will Ms. Social Worker, I will, mmkay? It originally aired on May 20, 1998. Chopping off wee-wees is not cool! Dude, what did you make that doll out of? So, first of all, uh, smoking's a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? you know Ike's birth name 6.) really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of mari-ja-uana, Cover me for a while. English [CC] Audio languages. Uh, children, LSD is, is bad. even care about money. I'm gonna I brought the normal cutting device, but then I remembered that Ike was Canadian, so I brought the right one. you're an individual, mmkay? ...we'll finish talking about it. Ike jumps out into Kyle's arms. Okay, but first let Mommy give you a kiss. Dr. Schwartz:But, but, but son I just.... Kyle:You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee! You know, it's like… You go through life thinking that you're an individual, m'kay? Cartman:Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping Who do you think you are, you stupid drug-taking hippie?! You damn hippies are all alike! Kyle:Not if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away. Be safe! Mr. Mackee:Boys, are you paying attention? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Bruce Howell. The team currently plays at MCU Park (formerly KeySpan Park from 01'-09'). He's decided Kyle:Hey, are you going to come to Ike's Bris this weekend? I have to ask my mom and dad! I don't wanna be in your penis-choppin' family anyway! The official script for "Ikes Wee Wee" was released by South Park Studios. I'm making a dummy Ike doll. Cartman:Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny. Social Worker:The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of Season Two, and the 17th overall episode of South Park. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Ummm okay, whoe-whoever has the marijawana, just pass it up to the front row, m'kay? Mr. Mackee is thrown into the A-Team van. There, there, Shei-hla. But we loved him all the same. Bartender:Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that! Uh, alcohol is bad. Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Mr. Mackee:No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs No, no, no, children, I'm talkin' about the most important part of a man's body. Okay, I-I'm just gonna go over here for a while. We searched each one of those kids, but came up empty. The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them. So The words "United Artists, a Transamerica Company," appear in white over a silent black screen, cutting almost immediately and suddenly to a series of shots of the New York City skyline. Episode 4. good trashcan. was watching. Please, mister, I have to hide my brother until they come to their senses. He-he's been cranky. You know, I've learned something today. all this stuff to you. Mr. Mackee:No, no, no, mmkay? Kyle:Just give me thirty minutes. There's nothing we can do. Hey, I don't think I've seen you around here before. I'm sorry, but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train. You have to admit you have a problem before anyone can help you. Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth? Dr. Schwartz:Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike Kyle:Yeh, you know, I've learned something today. Hahahaha. I gas truck is approaching, the driver obviously sleepy. Hey, lady, that's my table post! Kyle:I need one ticket for my little brother. of a man's body. Don't be such a pussy, Maybe this will all blow over someday and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff. You're supposed to call it a fireman. Mr. Mackee:Yeh, baby. Mr. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. Sylvester approaches and begins growling, going after the doll. Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's bris. Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony. dust. Ooh, who the hell cares? Cartman:No way, I set up mine first hippie! Kyle:I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up. You're my family. Freely picks up a rock and chucks it at Mr. Mackee. Gerald:Uh, mind your...mother, smart-ass. mmkay? Stan:Maybe you're being too hard on him dude. What's wrong with his head? do drugs. Bris Dude:Oh no, but I never miss a Bris. Mr. Mackee:But I don't think I really have a problem. Mr. Mackee:I don't need to take your right wing authoritative bullshit. Mr. Mackey • Mr. Mackee removes his tie and his head deflates. Manhattan. but then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one. Sheila:To celebrate your little brother's passage into life. A true reason to be The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around … Cartman:Oh, kick ass, I want to have a Bris. Stan:Your little brother's having a party? Train Dude:Lincoln, Nebraska. Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Mr. The Brooklyn Cyclones are one of the Single-A teams in the New York Mets organization. What, what I'm talking Dude, yuh-eh-you just don't...chop off somebody's fireman! It'll calm you down. There's no real connection between us. You are fully recovered. I'll find a place to hide him and come back. Pee-wee, listen to reason. Mr. Mackee:But I've never taken drugs either. Now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common, d'oh-pe! Let's talk about There is a sign out front that reads Welcome to IKE's BRIS where FUNERAL Look, children. Hello, Tom. Stay away Train Dude:I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an Do you understand? Now, none of, Okay. No promises, no demands, m-m'kay..? Dr. Schwartz:And a one, and a two, and a...Bris. I was a wreck; why, I didn't even care about money. alcohol. Victoria:There, there now. You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman. Synopsis: The cartoonish and childish character Pee Wee Herman goes on a big adventure for the first time ever when his beloved shiny new bicycle is stolen by his nemesis Francis Buxton, a fellow man-child and neighborhood rich "kid." I-it wasn't like that. My parents wouldn't do that! Mr. Loading... Unsubscribe from Mel Lucas? But I don't think I really have a problem. The South Park priest has a yamika on and is performing the ceremony. It's Trying to prosecute outta one side of your mouth, m'kay, while supporting guns outta the other, m'kay? That can't be true! Alley Dude:Hey, you want something to warm you up? Are you just browsing today? They replaced the Pittsfield Mets. whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. Pee-wee's awkward and childish attempts to be cool and mature. Ike's Wee Wee. Oh, you just need something a little stronger. It's so alive and beautiful! Ike, if you wanna keep your penis, you have to get on this train. Stan, will you go talk to him? You mean to tell me that all this time I've been trying to protect Ike from having his fireman cut off, and he's not even my real brother?! It's called a circumsticion. Drugs are an illegal narcotic! do it later for Ike because he's a.... Kyle runs into his room, closing the door behind. Murray:Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle? Kyle:I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are making a model of downtown out of the snow. No, oh, oh, okay. Mom, Dad, what exactly are this party for? Sheila:Oh, hi boobala, I'm glad you're here. He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian. is the little rug rat. Hahahahaha. He's not even my responsibility. Stats shown for Ikes love annd wee wee are based solely on games played with or against the player in each row. O fortune, how you mock me. I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school. Man, this alley is cool! stiff drink. him all the same. Stan:Dude, I asked five different people. They scan the barroom, finding Ike being used to hold up a table. e14 Gnomes It's just a beer. Remember when I first saw your bike? Ike's Wee Wee Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. You caught us smoking weed in the bathroom and got us suspended. Murray:Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle? Don't you boys know what a bris is? I love that story. You did drugs! Cartman:I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, Kyle:Bye Ike, be safe. Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken. Social Worker:Nonsense, you did drugs. Now, I want you all to take a smell. about might save your life someday, mmkay? drugs. Wha-what I'm talkin' about might save your. They rest of the kids are standing in shock. Social Worker:Congratulations Mr. Mackee. I know. Mr. Mackee:No, I lost my job before that. The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. TV Voice:And now it's almost time for Bo-bo's. Then you realize that you're more than that, I suppose you forgot all about to perform Ike's Bris. They're going to circumcise him. Kyle:Cover me for a while. I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit. Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you? Episode 204 Ike's Wee Wee price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). Mr. Uh, has, has that Sheila:If we don't find him, so help me, you're going to be grounded "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. I just lost my job. Train Dude:What? Sheila:Oh, now what's gotten into him?!? Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. I'm through getting in trouble for you! Freely chases after Mr. Mackee, throwing rocks all the while. Sorry, Mom. Beat it! Hello, Patty. Cartman:Dude, that is not cool! Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. help you. Children, I heard about what happened at school today. Now I feel I can start anew--, Ike Broflovski • I, I Why the hell would they do that?!? Gerald and Sheila are putting up a Bris sign. M'kay, just take a smell, pass it on. Hey, Mackey, you got any more pot? and hippies suck. Eh, uh if you do them, you're bad. My good friend, Pee-wee! The team was formed by current Mets owner Fred Wilpon and current Mets President Saul Katz. Gerald:Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. Ohhh, no you don't. I haven't even done drugs in weeks! In an act of desperation, he turns to drugs and alcohol. Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your brother. Dr. Schwartz:There you are, come on Ike, it's time. Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Dinner's been ready for five minutes. Two-year-old Canadian boy, two-year-old Canadian boy... Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Haps Bar. It, it wasn't like that. Stan:What the hell is that supposed to be? There are various pictures of Kyle with Ike. If you drink alcohol you should uh.... Mr. Mackee has written MARIJUANA on the chalkboard. Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I, I don't drink, mmkay? I can say that they have nothing to offer[Editors note: Can you see the You shouldn't do drugs. Heartache to heartache...we stand, mmkay? Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. I don't know. My four-year-old needs a fix! Kyle:Uh, no mom, he, he doesn't want you kissing him. You know what you need? I'll come find you in Nebraska when Mom and Dad are back to normal! bad. You're supposed to call it a fireman. Nebraskan:Two-year old Canadian boy, two-year old Canadian boy, oh, Train Dude:That's a little brother? That's my name, don't wear it out. from your job for selling drugs to children. Stan:We know, we know, that's what everybody says. Now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis! Kyle:I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band. college. No, no, no, m'kay? "Ike's Wee Wee" contains examples of: Big "WHAT?! Pee-wee became an instant cult figure and for the next decade, Reubens would be completely committed to his character, doing all of his public appearances and interviews as Pee-wee. I was a wreck. Bris Dude:Hi there. You can't have that! Hippie Chick:Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ike%27s_Wee_Wee/Script?oldid=433652. Cartman: Fireman. Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. And he sets off on an obsessive cross-country journey, determined to recover it. That is not appropriate behavior, e4 Ike's Wee Wee e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! It's a bad thing to do drugs. "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some Jewish guy once. My four year old needs a fix. Cartman:Yes, the fireman is very magical. Mr. him. They've just gone crazy for a while. and got us suspended. Jimbo:Tough love Mr. Mackee, we're taking you to rehab. LSD. us. Where At long last I have found I heard that you got fired from your job for selling drugs to children! Freely:Drugs are an illegal narcotic! Screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman. Cartman:No way dude! Extras • There is a time and a place for everything Mr. Mackee, and it's called You shouldn't smoke. Now, as I was sayin, uh... drugs are bad. You should be ashamed for the party. Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year-old Canadian boy. Chick:Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!? Ike:Uh oh. You shouldn't do drugs. Victoria:We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize. I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad We are young, m'kay? No way! Dammit, children! Mr. Mackee:Oh, I can't sleep, it's too cold, mmkay? The forest dudes are sitting on a couch watching the same show Mr. Garrison Hoh! of yourself. We're all just one big individual, 'kay? Now get off my property before I lose control and kill you. I've been kicked out of town for doing Find out when South Park is on TV, including Series 2-Episode 4: Ike's Wee-Wee. Sheila:Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris. We were wrong for shunning you, Mr. Mackey, and we apologize. spits in your eye. I thought it was a trash can or something. Tie-dye Dude:Yeh, remember you caught us smoking weed in the bathroom Dr. Schwartz:Oh, my pleasure Sheila. We should have realized you needed help. The driver trys to stop, but still hits the dog and doll. Sheila rushes over, flipping the table top off of Ike. Heyeah, I want to get a circumstision, too. DRUGS ARE BAD is written on the chalkboard. Hey! Priest:Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents. My parents think he's out with me Stan:Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good. Nebraskan:Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly Okay, children, let's take our seats. Kyle:Dude, Ike isn't dead, he's in Nebraska. Somebody dropped off a perfectly good trash can. VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, WOMAN 2 Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, WOMAN 3 a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, WOMAN 1 a Mimi in Miami, WOMAN 2 a Split Knish in Philadelphia, WOMAN 3 and a Schmende in the Bronx. Sort of. Mr. for a month. English. Hey, Mackey! Chef:And do you have any idea what that means? Heartache to heartache we stand, m'kay? on it? Mr. Mackee:Oh, I've been better. South Park. Stan:Wow dude, I guess having a Bris isn't all that bad. Mr. Garrison:Ok children, let's take our seats. Sheila:Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year old Canadian boy. Oh, cheer up, bro; all you need is some clear liquid to get your head straight. Victoria:Well I guess that's the grown up way to put it, yes. Legalize Dude:Hey wow, it's that counselor from the elementary school, Train leaves in five minutes. He-e-ey, man, I overheard what you said; that was coool! Gerald:Normally we do it right after the baby is born, but we had to Stan: (about Kyle telling his parents) Dude, you shouldn't have told them that; now they're gonna go find him and cut off his penis! Kyle:And you, you should be ashamed of yourself. lie. Kyle:Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Full Ep. Mr. Mackee:No boys, you need to listen up, mmkay? ikes wee wee 2123 GIFs. TV-MA. I'm never going back to your parents' house! It's so love and beautiful. right now, and I have to bring him back for dinner. 5.) Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! weeks. Mmkay, take something. This morning we're going to have a special lecture by your school counselor, Mr. Mackey. My mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis, Kenny! 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