» Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. Hurry up. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. Homey don't play that!". Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. 1. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. I almost made a grievous error. After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. Not even your new Lady Krusty line. You came here to save me. It must be the first of the month. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. It is time for us to take you for a ride. Don't squirm. I think you should buy this car. Hurry up. Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. Synopsis. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. Makes it go faster. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? Krusty opens a clown college. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. Oh, nonsense, Krusty. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Homey: “Damn right it ain’t. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. Let me get this straight. Another note. I am holding still. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. It's sacrilege. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you... Did you send 1000 roses... to Bea Arthur's grave? The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. Get it? When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? I'm going to clown college. Thanks a lot. What's that gonna cost you? When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. F.D. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. Homer the Clown Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 2F12 Original airdate in N.A. He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. Krusty the Clown. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. Partier: “Yeah !” You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. Share the best GIFs now >>> Daisy played by. I don’t see nothing.” When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. Joe Higgins played by. And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Homey has no powers to speak of. I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. in town from his excursion and pays the circus a visit.. Let's walk and talk. I'll never be able to do this trick. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown Daisy, the circus owner's daughter.. Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Yes. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Plow Episode Script. Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) I don't think any of us expected him to say that. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. Homey The Clown Quotes. Memories. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. I am squirming. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … He's spinning the ball on his finger. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. I shall now kill both of you. I'm going a different way than you, Dick. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. Okay. I want a free car because I'm Krusty. Hey, Homer. In Living Color skit with Damon Wayans as Homey the Clown giving some young kids life lessons. Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. You want my advice? After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. I am squirming. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) Goes off! The famous theater impresario, Wilson, is making a stop. I've been getting free stuff all day. Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. This site uses a handful of cookies. I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. Share the best GIFs now >>> Subscribe Clown Quotes. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. He's a one and only. New Billboard Day! I can't see, you idiot. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! Afternoon joy in. Don't squirm. Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. “Homie The Clown” (season six, episode 15; originally aired 2/12/1995) In which Homer looks like a fool—and it almost costs him dearly…. Look in the bag.” You people have stood in my way long enough. Hold still, Homer. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. Free Daily Quotes. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. Skills: Kid: “Nothing !” He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? Yeah, Barney Gumble. I'm telling you, this'll work. He constantly carries in his right hand a meter long black tube sock packed with several tennis balls. I don't know, Bart. You look at least 10 years younger. Legs, you check out the East Side. Homer then runs into some trouble with the mob . Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. Let's just grab him. Directed by Paul Miller. - Marge? Drawbacks: Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. Well, my time's almost up here. You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. No. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. Being a clown sucks. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Take the ball. Hurry up. Take your hands off my eyes. So I hope this works out. It's my first day of clown college. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. He's stealing all the burgers. Homey Quotes. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. He's a one and only. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. "To audience. Okay. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. You can't get blood from a turnip. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” Louie, Rome and Budapest. Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Who am I clowning? You people have stood in my way long enough. You can't kill me for being Krusty. The same Homer Simpson who... crashed his car through the wall of our club? That game was fixed. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. On separate occasions, he has worked as a substitute teacher and as a mall Santa. Okay. It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. Unless you both go through the loop together. I have no business being a clown. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. All right. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Link to germane writeups.org articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). Grazie. Krusty. Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. He has talent. Helper(s): Wikipedia.org, tvacres.com, Frank Murdock, Sébastien Andrivet. - Hold still, Homer. I'm putting speed holes in my car. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. It's my first day of clown college. But wait. I'll come back. Yeah, Dad. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. That's it. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Speed holes. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. All the children together: “Yeah !” Never. It's my first day of clown college. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? Yes, Homie. When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. Baggy! I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. This one is requested by my wife. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. It's sacrilege. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. An image tagged homie the clown. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. My apologies to you. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Grazie. They make the car go faster. Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. Yeah. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? - Yes, Homie. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” In Living Color Wanda Quotes Homie Quotes Fire Marshall Bill Quotes Homey The Clown Quotes Dating Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. Oh, thanks. Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. That's it. All rights reserved. Mr. Valdemar Psilander. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. You people have stood in my way long enough. Oh, my God. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. Tell me where you're from. 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show Nothing is selling anymore. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. In Living Colors was a humour TV show in the early 1990s. That's it. marks an episode with not enough content. Circus is in town. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. Get a cheap one, and what happens? Kid: “Let me see. It's sacrilege. Homey is a young Black man who wears face paint, red hair, balding head, red nose, and a baggy yellow and orange clown suit with large pompom buttons and oversized shoes. Beautiful date tonight, huh? How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”, (At a school where Homey is student teaching, one of the children suggests the class finger-paint. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. Just take the clown college. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". Joe the clown is good friends with. Only $38,000. There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. The song of Pjerrot's love. Just take it. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. What can I tell you? A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” Hey, Krusty, hey. Look, I'm cleaned out. Is that so? the performers camp.. That night. Actually, my name is Barney. Krusty. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. - I am holding still. I'm not him. The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. Storyline. 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